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E-mail... Gary & Deb Gray
harrytheclown@paradise.net.nz
Q. WherE did tHe cow Go On hoLiday?
A. TO Moo-ZeAlANd.
Q. HOw do You count a GrOup of cowS?
A. with a coW-cULator.
Sent in by Ben Suffield
Old Mother Hubbard went to the closet
To find her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there,
The closet was bare
And so is her daughter, I guess!
Sent in by Buttons the Clown
Q: What did the frog order from Mc Donalds?
A: A order of flies and a diet croak!
Sent in by D Tonkin.
Q: Why is it dangerous to do maths in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4 and 4, you get ate!!
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language!
Q: What goes hahaha plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off!
Two TV antennas got married last weekend.
The wedding wasn't bad but the reception was beautiful!
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A: Wonkey!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What is the best time to go to the Dentist?
A: Tooth hurty!
Q: What's the difference between an circus elephant and an egg?
A: If you don't know, I hope you don't do the grocery shopping!
Q: What did one toe say to the other?
A: Don't look now, but there's a heel following us.
Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
A: I've got you covered!
Q: Why do gorilla’s have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A. I think I'm coming down with something!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Beause it had no guts.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line!
Q: Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
A: To the Baa Baa shop!
Roses are red
violets are blue
your face looks funny
lets all laugh at you
This Rhyme came from Shannon.
Q: What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath?
A: A smellyphant.
Q: What do you call Bob the Builder after he retires?
A: Bob.
Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg white.
SENT HARRY THE CLOWN A FUNNY JOKE!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go MOOOOOO!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldoser.
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A: Dam!
Q: Where does a rabbit go when it loses it's tail?
A: To the retail store, of course.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Its easier than walking!
Q: What has 4 legs and an arm?
A: A pit bull!
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.
Q: What the difference between Broccoli and Boogers?
A: Kids won't eat their broccoli!
Q: Why did Tigger look down the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses
Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine!
.Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A: A Bunny Fart!
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear
when he offered him some dessert?
A:
No thank you, I am stuffed.
Hi there!
If you have any funny jokes e-mail "Harry the Clown"
and we will stick your joke on this page.
I also need funny nursery rhymes!
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FUN and LAUGHTER GUARANTEED!!!!!!
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