Hi there! If you have any funny jokes e-mail "Harry the Clown" and we will stick your joke on this page. I also need funny nursery rhymes for Dazzle Duck too! Q: What did the wall say to the other wall? A: Meet you at the corner! from Kennedy What did yoda say at the dinner table? May the forks be with you!! Hee hee From Isaac Q. WherE did tHe cow Go On hoLiday? A. TO Moo-Zealand. Q. HOw do You count a GrOup of cowS? A. with a coW-cULator. Sent in by Ben Suffield Old Mother Hubbard went to the closet To find her poor daughter a dress. When she got there, The closet was bare And so is her daughter, I guess! Sent in by Buttons the Clown Q: What did the frog order from Mc Donalds? A: A order of flies and a diet croak! Sent in by D Tonkin. Q: Why is it dangerous to do maths in the jungle? A: Because if you add 4 and 4, you get ate!! Q: Why did the boy eat his homework A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"? A: It was learning a new language! Q: What goes hahaha plop? A: Someone laughing their head off! Two TV antennas got married last weekend. The wedding wasn't bad but the reception was beautiful! Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems. Q: What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A: Wonkey! Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because he had no-body to go with. Q: What is the best time to go to the Dentist? A: Tooth hurty! Q: What's the difference between an circus elephant and an egg? A: If you don't know, I hope you don't do the grocery shopping! Q: What did one toe say to the other? A: Don't look now, but there's a heel following us. Q: What did the rug say to the floor? A: I've got you covered! Q: Why do gorilla’s have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A. I think I'm coming down with something! Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: Beause it had no guts. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck! Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line! Q: Where do sheep go to get a haircut? A: To the Baa Baa shop! Roses are red violets are blue your face looks funny lets all laugh at you This Rhyme came from Shannon. Q: What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath? A: A smellyphant. Q: What do you call Bob the Builder after he retires? A: Bob. Q: What did Snow White call her chicken? A: Egg white. SEND HARRY THE CLOWN A FUNNY JOKE! Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it! Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go MOOOOOO! Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser. Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam! Q: Where does a rabbit go when it loses it's tail? A: To the retail store, of course. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Its easier than walking! Q: What has 4 legs and an arm? A: A pit bull! Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together. Q: What the difference between Broccoli and Boogers? A: Kids won't eat their broccoli! Q: Why did Tigger look down the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh! Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderwear! Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because seven eight nine! .Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: A Bunny Fart! Q: What did the water say to the boat? A: Nothing, it just waved. Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thank you, I am stuffed. Email us at   harrytheclown@paradise.net.nz phone 0274 468482 or a/h 04 9048084